Space Monsters Magazine #2 goes on sale Halloween!

Space Monsters Issue #2 goes on sale Halloween! 

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Your audience isn't reading Forbes. They're not scrolling Vogue. They're here—clutching our magazine with trembling, ink-stained hands.  

Space Monsters Magazine reaches:  

5,000+ rabid horror/sci-fi fanatics  after just 1 issue! Imagine what we will do after 3?

80% open rate on our 'Incoming Transmissions newsletter.

A cult following that actually BUYS what we shill

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BEHIND THE SLIME: THE TECH THAT BUILT A NIGHTMARE

 

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"FROM 2D SKETCH TO 3D MENACE: THE BIRTH OF YOUR FAVORITE SPOKESGHOUL

Ever wonder how Grimaldi went from flat-page terror to full-dimensional nightmare fuel? Buckle up, Earthies—this is the science behind the slime.

🔮 THE DARK ALCHEMY:

Sacrificial Sketches: We started with Jason Brazeal’s original 2D art—so potent, it melted three tablets.

Spectral Scanning: Used cursed geometry (see equation above) to extrude the unspeakable.

Slime Injection: Added 17 layers of radioactive glow for that "freshly exhumed" look.

Soul Binding: Trapped actual cosmic horror in the render.

WHY THIS MATTERS:

First-ever 3D Grimaldi (because 2D couldn’t contain the madness)

Precision-engineered to haunt both screens and dreams

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*(P.S. Buccaneer Bunny tried to 3D-scan himself. Now he’s stuck in the uncanny valley.)*

GRIMALDI’S LEGION WANTS YOU (YES, EVEN YOU, EARTHIE)

 

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UNDYING CINEMA: DENNIS DANIEL RESURRECTS ROLLIN'S FORGOTTEN MASTERPIECE

 

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"ATTENTION, EUROHORROR DEGENERATES & VAMPIRE AESTHETES!"

Dennis Daniel—the Rondo-nominated horror scribe and Famous Monsters legend—drops a blood-soaked love letter to Jean Rollin’s The Shiver of the Vampires in Space Monsters #1, and it’s a masterclass in cult-film worship.

WHY THIS ARTICLE WILL HAUNT YOU:

✔ Rollin’s psychedelic nightmare—Daniel dissects the hippie-vampire surrealism that made Shiver a proto-giallo acid trip.

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COSMIC KICKS FOR MONSTER KIDS: THE ESSENTIALS

 

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BLOOD, BALLS & BADASSERY: 4 SCREAM QUEENS DESTROY HORROR'S STATUS QUO

 

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SCREAM QUEEN SHOWDOWN: KATZ KLAWS TAKES NO PRISONERS!

Sadie Katz—the twisted genius behind Wrong Turn 6 and indie horror’s fiercest advocate—is back with her most savage column yet in Space Monsters Magazine #1. This time, she’s assembled a murderer’s row of scream queens for a no-holds-barred roundtable that’ll leave you bloodied and begging for more.

💀 MEET THE QUEENS OF CHAOS:

✨ SADIE KATZ (Wrong Turn 6, Scorned) – The WGA writer/director who slays on both sides of the camera. Fearless, foul-mouthed, and unapologetically punk 6.

✨ FELISSA ROSE (Sleepaway Camp, Terrifier 2) – The OG scream queen with 150+ films under her belt. From Angela Baker to producing Slayer music videos, she’s a living horror legend 27.

✨ NICOLE CINAGLIA (The Black Mass, Automation) – The rising star with a knack for psychological terror. A modern scream queen with old-school grit.

✨ JESSICA CAMERON (Truth or Dare, Mania) – The award-winning indie icon who’s redefined horror feminism. Brutal on screen, brilliant behind it.

WHAT YOU’LL GET IN THIS ISSUE:

✔ Unfiltered war stories – From on-set disasters to fan convention nightmares

✔ The state of horror – Why scream queens rule (and how studios keep underestimating them)

WHY THIS ROUNDTABLE IS ESSENTIAL READING:

No male directors interrupting. Just raw, unfiltered horror wisdom from women who’ve bled for the genre.

Behind-the-scenes dirt on Texas Nightmare (starring Sadie & Felissa) and other upcoming projects 13.

A masterclass in survival—both on-screen and in Hollywood’s trenches.

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🔗 Follow the Queens:

@sadie_katz | @felissa_rose | @nicolecinaglia | @jessicacameron

#KatzKlaws #ScreamQueens #HorrorRoyalty #SpaceMonsters

(P.S. Buccaneer Bunny wasn’t invited. He’s still crying about it.)