🔥 BUCCANEER BUNNY & THE BLACKJACK BRIGADE CREW: SPACE PIRATES WITH A PUNK ROCK ATTITUDE! 🔥

 

"LISTEN UP, SPACE SCUM! Name’s Buccaneer Bunny—3 FEET OF PURE, UNFILTERED LAGOMORPH RAGE! I captain the Jolly Roger, a junkheap warship with more guts than the Imperial Fleet’s entire armada! My crew? A BUNCH OF MISFITS SO TOUGH, THEY MAKE BLACK HOLES NERVOUS!"

⚡ MEET THE TEAM:

RUSTY "RED-EYE" WARREN – The smoothest con-bunny in the galaxy. If words were lasers, he’d have burned down the Empire by now.

HOWLIN’ HOWARD HARE – A genius? Insane? YES. His inventions shouldn’t work… but they do (usually). "CARROT-NADE LAUNCHER LOADED, CAP’N!"

FACE FLORENTINE – Charming, dangerous, and 100% UNTRUSTWORTHY (unless you need a fake ID to sneak into an Imperial gala).

AI JEANNIE – My cyber-sass queen, hacking fascists and dropping beatnik wisdom like it’s PUNK ROCK PROPHECY.

"AND THEN THERE’S GRIMALDI—THE ROTTEN, TOXIC-SLIME-SPEWIN’ HOST OF SPACE MONSTERS MAGAZINE! This undead clown SCUFFED MY SHIP, STAINED MY JACKET, AND MADE MY LIFE A LIVING SPACE-HAZARD! Now? HE’S PUBLIC ENEMY #1! Every time that zombie-faced sellout pops up on a viewscreen, I VOW TO KICK HIM INTO A SUN!

"WHY? ‘Cause Grimaldi’s A JOKE! He’s out there interviewin’ space freaks while ME AND MY CREW ARE STEALIN’ WATER FOR THE OPPRESSED! He ain’t got NO CODE, NO CREW, NO LOYALTY—JUST A MIC AND A BAD ATTITUDE!

"SO IF YOU SEE HIM? Tell him BUCKY BLACK’S COMING FOR HIS HEAD—AND HIS RATINGS!

"STAY REBELLIOUS, STAY PUNK, AND IF YOU AIN’T FIGHTIN’ THE POWER—YOU’RE PART OF THE PROBLEM!

"HOO-HAH! 🚀💀🐇

(Mic drop, cigar chomp, ship warps out in a blast of distortion-fueled glory.)

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