INCOMING TRANSMISSION....COMMLINK ESTABLISHED...
"YOUR SHELF ISN’T COMPLETE WITHOUT THESE 4 HORROR ESSENTIALS"
The Oblivion Trading Post is serving up a four-course meal of terror—dig in or starve in normie obscurity:
DONALD F. GLUT'S TALES OF FRANKENSTEIN MOUSE PAD
Frankenstein-approved tracking surface
Glides smoother than the Monster’s stolen brain
👉 Summon the Madness: https://obliviontradingpost.com/products/donald-f-glut-tales-of-frankenstein-mouse-pad
NOSFERATU VAMPIRE T-SHIRT (UNISEX)
Angelo Mariano’s iconic art on premium tee
Wear it to repel sunlight (and basic tastes)
👉 Embrace the Shadows: https://obliviontradingpost.com/products/nosferatu-vampire-angelo-mariano-art-unisex-t-shirt
HOOKER WITH A HACKSAW (DVD)
Grindhouse glory meets power-tool carnage
Limited stock (like your sanity after watching)
👉 Claim the Gore: https://obliviontradingpost.com/products/hooker-with-a-hacksaw-dvd
CRITES REPLICA (INTERGALACTIC MENACES)
Perfect for:
Scaring neighbors
Decorating your lair
Reminding Buccaneer Bunny who’s boss
Invite the Terror: https://obliviontradingpost.com/products/crites-replica-for-horror-fans-intergalactic-menaces
WARNING: Stock vanishes faster than a virgin in a vampire flick.
End Transmission
Join the Coven: Space Monsters
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