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🚨 ATTENTION, EARTHLINGS & FUTURE PIRATE LORDS 🚨

The Blackjack Brigade is recruiting—but not for long. Your name. Your face. Your legacy. Immortalized in anime infamy... if you dare.

💀 TIERS OF TERROR:

DECKHAND ($250)

"Get plundered (literally)"

Early digital screener

Your name in the credits (tiny, near the catering list)

10% chance we misspell it

FIRST MATE ($300)

"Get famous (as cannon fodder)"

NPC Easter Egg (You’re the guy who screams "WE’RE ALL GONNA—" before exploding)

Space Monsters zine with your obituary

CAPTAIN ($2K)

"Get immortalized (then probably killed)"

Custom Wanted Poster (Last seen: On fire)

Leather eyepatch (Pre-stained with ‘animator tears’)

LAGOMORPH LEGEND ($5K)

"Get a funeral scene (and a line)"

Voiced cameo ("Tell my wife... I stole her water pod...")

IMDb credit (*"Voice Actor - ‘Doomed Crewman #3’"*)

FLEET ADMIRAL ($10K)

"Get rich (or die trying)"

👉 CLAIM YOUR PIRATE STATUS NOW 👈

https://obliviontradingpost.com/collections/blackjack-brigade-collection

(Or walk the plank of regret.)

End Transmission

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