THE SPACE MONSTERS GLOW-UP (WARNING: IRREVERSIBLE)

 

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"BEFORE vs. AFTER READING SPACE MONSTERS MAGAZINE

BEFORE:

☑️ Believed vampires sparkled

☑️ Thought ‘cosmic horror’ was a fancy latte

☑️ Slept soundly like a naive little meatbag

AFTER:

Knows 47 ways to survive a slime invasion

Demands practical FX in ALL films

Wakes up screaming in at least 3 languages

Owns a Grimaldi shrine (voluntary... mostly)

WARNING: Side effects include sudden elitism, uncontrollable punk tendencies, and the urge to overthrow Earth governments.

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