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"BEFORE vs. AFTER READING SPACE MONSTERS MAGAZINE
BEFORE:
☑️ Believed vampires sparkled
☑️ Thought ‘cosmic horror’ was a fancy latte
☑️ Slept soundly like a naive little meatbag
AFTER:
Knows 47 ways to survive a slime invasion
Demands practical FX in ALL films
Wakes up screaming in at least 3 languages
Owns a Grimaldi shrine (voluntary... mostly)
WARNING: Side effects include sudden elitism, uncontrollable punk tendencies, and the urge to overthrow Earth governments.
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