MERRY GRIMPUS, YOU GLORIOUS EARTHIES!
Santa checks his list twice. GRIMALDI HAS BEEN WATCHING YOU ALL YEAR. And let’s be honest—your record is delightfully spotty.
To celebrate your beautiful, consistent badness, we present the OFFICIAL SPACE MONSTERS GRIMPUS 2026 SHIRT.
This year, the anti-Claus is bringing the cosmic horror. Featuring a fully illustrated, pristine, vintage-pulp design of Grimaldi in a tattered Santa suit, wielding a spiked, toxic-slime candy cane and hauling a sack of sci-fi nightmares. It is a massive leap forward in the Space Monsters visual universe, blending classic Warren Magazine illustration with our signature glitchy, cyberpunk aesthetic.
"NAUGHTY CREATURES GET TOYS TOO."
This is your medal of dishonor. Your official uniform for the most anti-carol, nog-laced, punk rock holiday season imaginable. Perfect for the family dinner, the Christmas pop-up bar, or just reminding the world that the naughty list is the only one worth being on.
⚠️ STRICTLY LIMITED PRE-ORDER ⚠️
This is a one-month-only event. Orders are open NOW and will VANISH FOREVER at 11:59 PM on December 15th. We use a premium print house to ensure high quality, so if you miss the deadline, there is NO CHANCE of delivery by Grimpus. Don't be the ghoul left out in the cold.
👉 CLICK HERE TO SECURE YOUR GRIMPUS 2026 SHIRT
(Specify size upon ordering.)
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Stay tuned, stay sharp, and know where your towel is!
