INCOMING TRANSMISSION...
THE SPECTRAL LEGION HAS OPENED ITS DOORS.
Earthies, the time for passive observation is over. The Space Monsters universe is expanding, and we are looking for a few good monsters to join the ranks.
We are proud to announce the official Spectral Legion Initiation Kit. This is not just a bundle of merchandise. This is your official induction, your Oath of Fealty to the weird, the macabre, and the fantastic.
The Initiation Kit is a combined Annual Subscription and Fan Club Membership. When you claim your kit, you aren't just buying a product; you are securing your place in the coven for a full year.
Inside Your Containment Vessel:
4-Issue Annual Subscription: Get the Rondo-Nominated Space Monsters Magazine delivered right to your door for a full year.
Grimaldi’s "Primordial Stew": A jar of our signature jiggly, iridescent play putty. The building blocks of Earthie-ism!
Exclusive Fan Club Buttons: A glowing Spectral Legion 3" button and a "Get Ginchy" Space Kittens 3" button. These are not sold separately.
Official Membership Card: Your physical identification as a member of the Legion. Good for future exclusives and secret transmissions.
We are building a community of Cyber-Pulp enthusiasts, cryptid debunkers, and monster kids. If you have been following our forensic takedowns of the Patterson-Gimlin hoax or watching Grimaldi prosecute the Earthies on Space Monsters TV, this is your chance to officially join the cause.
Are you a Neophyte? Or are you ready to ascend?
Claim your Initiation Kit below:
👉 [LINK TO PRODUCT PAGE: https://obliviontrading.com/product/space-monsters-annual-subscription/]
Dive deeper into the Space Monsters universe at: www.spacemonstersmagazine.com
Shop the weird and wonderful at Oblivion Trading Post: www.obliviontrading.com
Stay tuned, stay sharp, and know where your towel is!
