Friday, July 18, 2025

BLOOD, BALLS & BADASSERY: 4 SCREAM QUEENS DESTROY HORROR'S STATUS QUO

 

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SCREAM QUEEN SHOWDOWN: KATZ KLAWS TAKES NO PRISONERS!

Sadie Katz—the twisted genius behind Wrong Turn 6 and indie horror’s fiercest advocate—is back with her most savage column yet in Space Monsters Magazine #1. This time, she’s assembled a murderer’s row of scream queens for a no-holds-barred roundtable that’ll leave you bloodied and begging for more.

💀 MEET THE QUEENS OF CHAOS:
✨ SADIE KATZ (Wrong Turn 6, Scorned) – The WGA writer/director who slays on both sides of the camera. Fearless, foul-mouthed, and unapologetically punk 6.

✨ FELISSA ROSE (Sleepaway Camp, Terrifier 2) – The OG scream queen with 150+ films under her belt. From Angela Baker to producing Slayer music videos, she’s a living horror legend 27.

✨ NICOLE CINAGLIA (The Black Mass, Automation) – The rising star with a knack for psychological terror. A modern scream queen with old-school grit.

✨ JESSICA CAMERON (Truth or Dare, Mania) – The award-winning indie icon who’s redefined horror feminism. Brutal on screen, brilliant behind it.

WHAT YOU’LL GET IN THIS ISSUE:
✔ Unfiltered war stories – From on-set disasters to fan convention nightmares
✔ The state of horror – Why scream queens rule (and how studios keep underestimating them)

WHY THIS ROUNDTABLE IS ESSENTIAL READING:
No male directors interrupting. Just raw, unfiltered horror wisdom from women who’ve bled for the genre.

Behind-the-scenes dirt on Texas Nightmare (starring Sadie & Felissa) and other upcoming projects 13.

A masterclass in survival—both on-screen and in Hollywood’s trenches.

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(P.S. Buccaneer Bunny wasn’t invited. He’s still crying about it.)

Thursday, July 17, 2025

DONALD FARMER DEFENDS THE GREEN SLIME (AND SO SHOULD YOU)

 

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"ATTENTION, FILM DEGENERATES & SLIME ENTHUSIASTS!

CULT LEGEND DONALD FARMER (Shark Exorcist, Scream Queen Hot Tub Party) is here to vindicate The Green Slime (1968)—the most gloriously stupid, neon-drenched, rubber-monster masterpiece you’ve been ignoring for decades.

🔪 IN SPACE MONSTERS #1, YOU’LL DISCOVER:
✔ Why this $1.98-budget space opera secretly inspired generations of splatter auteurs
✔ The psychotronic genius behind its floating heads, goo guns, and questionable science
✔ Farmer’s unhinged defense of its "so-bad-it’s-perfect" legacy

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(P.S. Buccaneer Bunny calls this film "unrealistic." Coming from a talking space rabbit.)

Wednesday, July 16, 2025

COSMIC TERROR, ELDRITCH LIGHT & GRINDHOUSE GORE: YOUR TRIFECTA OF DAMNATION

 

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Tuesday, July 15, 2025

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