INCOMING TRANSMISSION....COMMLINK ESTABLISHED...
"THE EARTH DEFENSE IS SHATTERED – TIME TO PLUNDER!
The Oblivion Trading Post is your black market gateway to interstellar horror, anime rebellion, and collector-grade damnation. Choose your path:
OBLIVION'S BLACK MARKET
Cursed collectibles
Horror oddities
Limited-edition nightmares
👉 Shop the Damned: https://obliviontradingpost.com/collections/oblivion-trading-post-merch
BLACKJACK BRIGADE COLLECTION
Anime-infused outlaw gear
Buccaneer Bunny's plundered goods
High-stakes style for cosmic pirates
👉 Join the Heist: https://obliviontradingpost.com/collections/blackjack-brigade-collection
📡 SPACE MONSTERS SUBSCRIPTIONS
4 terror-packed issues/year
Glowing LED badge + lanyard
10% OFF all merch for life
Fan-club exclusives
👉 Enlist Now: https://obliviontradingpost.com/products/phantom-lieutenant-tier-subscription-fan-club-now-with-led-badge-upgrade-79-99
🛸 SELL YOUR WARES ON OBLIVION
Creators! Monetize your madness through our interstellar marketplace.
👉 babelfishsd@proton.me
WARNING: Supplies dwindle faster than Buccaneer Bunny's patience.
End Transmission
🔗 Follow the Coven: Space Monsters
#BlackjackBrigade #SpaceMonsters #OblivionTradingPost
(P.S. That "6.66" price tag? Not a coincidence.)
.png)