Grimaldi’s Guide to Feline Space Domination: The Lunar Riot Cat Helmet Has Landed!

 

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"EARTHIES!

Your pathetic house panther isn’t just a fuzzy little war criminal—they’re a ZERO-G MENACE IN TRAINING!

🚀 INTRODUCING THE FELINE ASTRONAUT HELMET

(Because even cats deserve to look fabulous while plotting lunar domination)

WHY YOUR CAT NEEDS THIS (OR ELSE):

🐾 SPACE-AGE STYLE – Finally, an outfit that matches their interstellar ego

🐾 PAW-SITIVELY PURRFECT FIT – Adjustable straps (because we know Fluffy will fight it)

🐾 RIOT-READY – Ideal for moonbase mutinies or knocking over your Saturn V model

🐾 100% APOCALYPSE-APPROVED – Because when the revolution comes, your cat should lead it

"PRE-ORDER NOW BEFORE THEY CLAW YOUR EYES OUT IN PROTEST!"

(Limited stock—like your cat’s patience.)

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P.S. Comes with zero guarantees your cat won’t immediately pancake-flop in protest. We accept no liability for feline tantrums.

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