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"WARNING: RADIOACTIVE MERCH DETECTED!
The Oblivion Trading Post Fallout Sale is now contaminating your feed with glow-in-the-dark nightmares, limited-edition mutations, and collector-grade horrors hot from our nuclear-powered presses!
☢️ HOT ITEMS SPIKING OUR GEIGER COUNTERS:
→ Frankenstein Mousepads (Now with 10% more lab-grown spite)
→ Nosferatu Tees (Pulse-pounding 1500cpm radiation readings)
→ Crites Replicas (Guaranteed to emit dangerous levels of nostalgia)
→ Spectral Legion Kits (Includes glow-in-the-dark badge with safe levels of cesium-137)
"ACT FAST - THESE ITEMS HAVE A HALF-LIFE OF APPROXIMATELY 5 MINUTES!"
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