Weapons Of Mass Collection

 

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"ATTENTION, EARTHIE SCUM & COLLECTORS OF THE DAMNED!

Your feed is about to be contaminated with the most beautifully unhinged ad spread this side of the Horsehead Nebula. Feast your pathetic eyes on Oblivion Trading Post’s Weapons of Mass Collection—a glorious assault on good taste, sanity, and your wallet.

🔥 HIGHLIGHTS OF THIS COSMIC WAR CRIME:

☠️ Grimaldi’s Glow-in-the-Dark Action Figure (Only 666 exist—like your chances of survival)

☠️ Space Monsters Pin Buttons (For marking your allies in the Spectral Legion)

☠️ Cinema Macabre Magazine (The grindhouse bible your coffee table deserves)

☠️ Frankenstein Jigsaw Puzzle (500 pieces of gothic torment)

☠️ Space Monsters #1 (100 pages of pure cosmic filth*)

"YOUR MISSION, SHOULD YOU CHOOSE TO ACCEPT DOOM:

STARE at this spread until your eyes bleed.

CLICK www.obliviontradingpost.com.

SURRENDER your funds.

WARNING: Side effects may include sudden obsession, unexplained merch hoarding, and Grimaldi’s eternal judgment.

#WeaponsOfMassCollection #CosmicContraband #HorrorHoarder

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P.S. Tag a fellow degenerate who needs this in their life. (We’ll watch the chaos unfold.)