Monday, July 14, 2025

7 INCHES OF COSMIC MENACE: THE GRIMALDI ACTION FIGURE IS HERE

 

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"FINALLY, A TOY WORTHY OF YOUR DAMNATION!

The OFFICIALLY LICENSED GRIMALDI ACTION FIGURE has arrived—7 inches of reanimated cosmic horror, ready to corrupt your shelf and haunt your nightmares.

FEATURES INCLUDE:
✔ Articulated limbs (for maximum sinister posing)
✔ Glow-in-the-dark slime (because regular slime is for amateurs)

PREPARE FOR CORRUPTION:
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