From Folklore to Film: The Unholy Truth Behind Nosferatu

 

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"ATTENTION, BLOODSUCKER ENTHUSIASTS & HISTORY NERDS!

Elizabeth Belmont—vampire historian by day, nightmare archivist by night—just dropped About That Mustache, a razor-sharp dissection of the Nosferatu (2024) remake through the lens of REAL vampire lore.

🔪 WHAT YOU’LL LEARN IN SPACE MONSTERS #1:

✔ How Robert Eggers’ remake stacks up against centuries of undead myths

✔ The shocking historical truths behind Orlok’s iconic look (that mustache isn’t just for show)

✔ Why vampires don’t sparkle (and other crimes against folklore)

📖 **THIS ISN’T JUST A MOVIE REVIEW—IT’S A BLOODSTAINED HISTORY LESSON.

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(P.S. Buccaneer Bunny thinks vampires are “overrated.” He also thinks soap is optional.)