Sunday, July 6, 2025

Win a Year of Cosmic Terror (Free) or Sell Your Soul for It (Your Choice)

 

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🔥 FREE SUBSCRIPTION ALERT, EARTHIES! 🔥


Want a year's worth of gore, sci-fi and punk-rock terror ABSOLUTELY FREE? One lucky (or doomed) follower will win:


💀 A FULL YEAR of Space Monsters Magazine (4 blood-soaked issues)

💀 All the Spectral Legion perks (glowing badge, demonic ID card, 10% off for life)

💀 Bragging rights as Grimaldi's favorite mortal (until you inevitably disappoint me)


TO ENTER:

1️⃣ Follow: https://www.facebook.com/spacemonstersmag

2️⃣ Like & Share this post

3️⃣ Tag 2 fellow degenerates who deserve cosmic punishment


Winner drawn when the New Moon is seen in the Earthie sky (July 24).


👉 STILL HERE? Non-winners can join the Spectral Legion today and get:


Instant membership swag


10% off your first order


My conditional approval


End Transmission


🔗 Enter to Win: https://www.facebook.com/spacemonstersmag

🔗 Join the Damned: https://obliviontradingpost.com/


#SpaceMonstersGiveaway #SpectralLegion #WinHorror #GrimaldiHatesYou


P.S. Losers will be publicly mocked in our next issue. Choose wisely.

Earth was fun. Time to upgrade.

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