TO ALL MONSTER KIDS, PAST AND FUTURE—

 

Incoming Transmission....Commlink Established...

The bloodline continues. The unholy gospel of Ackerman, Warren, and the original monster mag mavens flows through our veins—but this ain’t just a tribute act. This is the next mutation.

🔥 SPACE MONSTERS MAGAZINE 🔥

Where the Old School Meets the New Nightmare

(And Where Film Professionals & Fans Collide in a Beautiful, Bloody Mess)

WE’RE THE MONSTER KIDS WHO GREW UP—BUT NEVER SOLD OUT.

🎬 BY FILM CREATORS, FOR FILM CREATORS – Our writers? FX wizards, scream queens, indie horror directors, and Hollywood’s underground. This isn’t just fandom—it’s a backstage pass to how the dark magic gets made.

💀 THE TORCH IS OURS NOW – We bow to the legends (Famous Monsters, Creepy, Eerie), but we’re not stuck in the past. We’re pushing the genre forward—same love of latex and lore, but with 2025-level savagery.

📽 INSIDER KNOWLEDGE, OUTSIDER ATTITUDE – Ever wanted to hear practical FX masters rant about CGI? Indie horror directors spill set secrets? Actors who’ve been stabbed on-screen explain why fake blood tastes terrible? This is your bible.

🖤 FANS WELCOME, POSERS BEWARE – Whether you’re a working filmmaker or just a monster kid with a VHS addiction, this is your tribe. No gatekeeping. Just gore.

"GRIMALDI, THIS SOUNDS TOO GOOD TO BE TRUE."

Oh, it’s true. And it’s terrifying.

👉 SUBSCRIBE NOW OR LIVE IN REGRET 👈

THE LEGACY LIVES.

THE SLAY CONTINUES.

WILL YOU BE PART OF IT—OR JUST ANOTHER EXTRA IN THE MASS GRAVE OF FANDOM?

End Transmission

🔗 Join the Bloodline: www.spacemonstersmagazine.com

🔗 Feed the Mutation: www.obliviontradingpost.com

P.S. Forry’s ghost is nodding in approval. Ackerman would’ve stolen this zine for his collection.

#SpaceMonstersMagazine #MonsterKids #HorrorMagazine #SciFiMagazine #CarryingTheTorch #ForrestJAckerman #JamesWarren #CreepyMagazine #EerieMagazine #FamousMonsters #PracticalFX #IndieHorror #HorrorFilmmakers #GoreAndGlory #PunkRockHorror #ZineCulture #HorrorCommunity #FilmProfessionals #ScreamQueens #FXArtists #NoCGIJustBlood #SubscribeToTheMadness

🔥 BUCCANEER BUNNY & THE BLACKJACK BRIGADE CREW: SPACE PIRATES WITH A PUNK ROCK ATTITUDE! 🔥

 

"LISTEN UP, SPACE SCUM! Name’s Buccaneer Bunny—3 FEET OF PURE, UNFILTERED LAGOMORPH RAGE! I captain the Jolly Roger, a junkheap warship with more guts than the Imperial Fleet’s entire armada! My crew? A BUNCH OF MISFITS SO TOUGH, THEY MAKE BLACK HOLES NERVOUS!"

⚡ MEET THE TEAM:

RUSTY "RED-EYE" WARREN – The smoothest con-bunny in the galaxy. If words were lasers, he’d have burned down the Empire by now.

HOWLIN’ HOWARD HARE – A genius? Insane? YES. His inventions shouldn’t work… but they do (usually). "CARROT-NADE LAUNCHER LOADED, CAP’N!"

FACE FLORENTINE – Charming, dangerous, and 100% UNTRUSTWORTHY (unless you need a fake ID to sneak into an Imperial gala).

AI JEANNIE – My cyber-sass queen, hacking fascists and dropping beatnik wisdom like it’s PUNK ROCK PROPHECY.

"AND THEN THERE’S GRIMALDI—THE ROTTEN, TOXIC-SLIME-SPEWIN’ HOST OF SPACE MONSTERS MAGAZINE! This undead clown SCUFFED MY SHIP, STAINED MY JACKET, AND MADE MY LIFE A LIVING SPACE-HAZARD! Now? HE’S PUBLIC ENEMY #1! Every time that zombie-faced sellout pops up on a viewscreen, I VOW TO KICK HIM INTO A SUN!

"WHY? ‘Cause Grimaldi’s A JOKE! He’s out there interviewin’ space freaks while ME AND MY CREW ARE STEALIN’ WATER FOR THE OPPRESSED! He ain’t got NO CODE, NO CREW, NO LOYALTY—JUST A MIC AND A BAD ATTITUDE!

"SO IF YOU SEE HIM? Tell him BUCKY BLACK’S COMING FOR HIS HEAD—AND HIS RATINGS!

"STAY REBELLIOUS, STAY PUNK, AND IF YOU AIN’T FIGHTIN’ THE POWER—YOU’RE PART OF THE PROBLEM!

"HOO-HAH! 🚀💀🐇

(Mic drop, cigar chomp, ship warps out in a blast of distortion-fueled glory.)

#BuccaneerBunny #SpacePirates #DeathToGrimaldi #PunkNotFascists

BUCCANEER BUNNY & THE REBEL FUR CREW: SPACE PIRATES WITH A PUNK ROCK ATTITUDE!

 

"LISTEN UP, SPACE SCUM! Name’s Buccaneer Bunny—3 FEET OF PURE, UNFILTERED LAGOMORPH RAGE! I captain the Jolly Roger, a junkheap warship with more guts than the Imperial Fleet’s entire armada! My crew? A BUNCH OF MISFITS SO TOUGH, THEY MAKE BLACK HOLES NERVOUS!"

⚡ MEET THE TEAM:

RUSTY "RED-EYE" WARREN – The smoothest con-bunny in the galaxy. If words were lasers, he’d have burned down the Empire by now.

HOWLIN’ HOWARD HARE – A genius? Insane? YES. His inventions shouldn’t work… but they do (usually). "CARROT-NADE LAUNCHER LOADED, CAP’N!"

FACE FLORENTINE – Charming, dangerous, and 100% UNTRUSTWORTHY (unless you need a fake ID to sneak into an Imperial gala).

AI JEANNIE – My cyber-sass queen, hacking fascists and dropping beatnik wisdom like it’s PUNK ROCK PROPHECY.

"AND THEN THERE’S GRIMALDI—THE ROTTEN, TOXIC-SLIME-SPEWIN’ HOST OF SPACE MONSTERS MAGAZINE! This undead clown SCUFFED MY SHIP, STAINED MY JACKET, AND MADE MY LIFE A LIVING SPACE-HAZARD! Now? HE’S PUBLIC ENEMY #1! Every time that zombie-faced sellout pops up on a viewscreen, I VOW TO KICK HIM INTO A SUN!

"WHY? ‘Cause Grimaldi’s A JOKE! He’s out there interviewin’ space freaks while ME AND MY CREW ARE STEALIN’ WATER FOR THE OPPRESSED! He ain’t got NO CODE, NO CREW, NO LOYALTY—JUST A MIC AND A BAD ATTITUDE!

"SO IF YOU SEE HIM? Tell him BUCKY BLACK’S COMING FOR HIS HEAD—AND HIS RATINGS!

"STAY REBELLIOUS, STAY PUNK, AND IF YOU AIN’T FIGHTIN’ THE POWER—YOU’RE PART OF THE PROBLEM!

"HOO-HAH! 🚀💀🐇

#BuccaneerBunny #SpacePirates #DeathToGrimaldi #PunkNotFascists

BLACKJACK BRIGADE: HUMAN-CRAFTED ANIME (With One Ironic AI Twist)

  

This is handmade animation—every character, every frame, crafted by artists. Here’s the breakdown:

🖌️ OUR PROCESS

My Preliminary Work

I create the 2D concept art

Convert to 3D base models in Blender for early tests

Note: These are early visuals only—final designs in progress!

The Final Product

Lead artist is refining all characters (Buccaneer Bunny stays iconic!)

100% human-drawn animation

🤖 THE ONLY AI ELEMENT

Meet AI Jeannie—the ship’s computer voiced by... an actual AI.

A deliberate creative choice (think Red Dwarf’s Holly)

Every other voice role: human actors

Every visual: human artists

🚀 WHY INVEST?

✔ Script locked & ready

✔ 45-minute pilot (standalone + series potential)

✔ Equity/merch/IMDb perks available

Limited slots open. Be part of anime history.

🔗 Join the Mutiny: https://www.spacemonstersmagazine.com/

🔗 Surrender Your Wallet: https://obliviontradingpost.com/

#BlackjackBrigade #BuccaneerBunny #AnimeInvestor #SpaceMonstersMagazine

Win a Year of Cosmic Terror (Free) or Sell Your Soul for It (Your Choice)

 

INCOMING TRANSMISSION....COMMLINK ESTABLISHED...

🔥 FREE SUBSCRIPTION ALERT, EARTHIES! 🔥

Want a year's worth of gore, sci-fi and punk-rock terror ABSOLUTELY FREE? One lucky (or doomed) follower will win:

💀 A FULL YEAR of Space Monsters Magazine (4 blood-soaked issues)

💀 All the Spectral Legion perks (glowing badge, demonic ID card, 10% off for life)

💀 Bragging rights as Grimaldi's favorite mortal (until you inevitably disappoint me)

TO ENTER:

1️⃣ Follow: https://www.facebook.com/spacemonstersmag

2️⃣ Like & Share this post

3️⃣ Tag 2 fellow degenerates who deserve cosmic punishment

Winner drawn when the New Moon is seen in the Earthie sky (July 24).

👉 STILL HERE? Non-winners can join the Spectral Legion today and get:

Instant membership swag

10% off your first order

My conditional approval

End Transmission

🔗 Enter to Win: https://www.facebook.com/spacemonstersmag

🔗 Join the Damned: https://obliviontradingpost.com/

#SpaceMonstersGiveaway #SpectralLegion #WinHorror #GrimaldiHatesYou

P.S. Losers will be publicly mocked in our next issue. Choose wisely.

Become an anime character in our anime...YOU CAN BECOME CANON!

 

IMPERIAL TRANSMISSION #666 – UNAUTHORIZED VIEWING PUNISHABLE BY DEATH.

In a fascist universe where water is gold, Buccaneer Bunny (a 3-foot rabbit who sounds like Mr. T) leads the Blackjack Brigade to hijack Imperial ships. But when they loot the wrong derelict vessel, they awaken Grimaldi—the undead host of Space Monsters Magazine—and ignite a blood feud that’ll shake the Horsehead Nebula.

THE ELEVATOR PITCH

*"Imagine if Looney Tunes and Heavy Metal had a baby… then that baby was raised by John Carpenter and George Romero on a diet of The A-Team reruns. That’s Buccaneer Bunny—a 3-foot-tall, Mr. T-sounding, anti-cute space pirate stealing water from fascist robots, dodging Grimaldi’s undead wrath, and looking good doing it."*

We’re in talks with a legendary voice actor to bring Buccaneer Bunny to life. Backers get first dibs on the reveal.

TIER 1: "DECKHAND" ($100–$250)

"Join the Blackjack Brigade as a rookie. You get:

Digital Space Monsters zines (1 year) – Study Grimaldi’s rage.

Early digital film download – See the water heist before the Imperials can censor it.

Discord role – Access to the pirate’s den."*

Visit: https://obliviontradingpost.com/products/blackjack-brigade-tier-1-deckhand

TIER 2: "FIRST MATE" ($300–$1,000)

"Earn your stripes. You get:

Print + digital Space Monsters – Intel on Grimaldi’s undead origins.

"Grimaldi vs. Bunny" mini-comic – The feud, explained.

Signed poster + NPC Easter Egg – Your name hidden in the Jolly Roger’s crew logs.

Test screening access – Help us tweak the final cut.

Signed Blu-ray – Proof you were there when Bunny punched a droid."*

Visit: https://obliviontradingpost.com/products/blackjack-brigade-tier-2-first-mate

TIER 3: "SHIP CAPTAIN" ($2,000–$4,000)

"Call the shots. You get:

Custom leather eyepatch – OTP-designed, battle-scarred.

Original sketch of your pirate OC – Drawn by our lead artist.

Buccaneer’s Kit – Wanted Poster + T-shirt + all Tier 2 loot.

IMDb credit as "Space Pirate Consultant.""*

Visit: https://obliviontradingpost.com/products/blackjack-brigade-tier-3-ship-captain

TIER 4: "LAGOMORPH LEGEND" ($5K–$7.5K)

"Become canon. You get:

Custom bunny/zombie character – Based on you (or your OC).

Voiced line – Coached by us to sound like a "fool-pityin’ space outlaw."

IMDb credit as "Voice Actor" – Your grandkids will Google you.

Bloodstained Wanted Poster – "Last seen stealing water pods."

All Tier 3 loot – Because legends deserve options."*

Visit: https://obliviontradingpost.com/products/blackjack-brigade-tier-4-lagomorph-legend

TIER 5: "FLEET ADMIRAL" ($10K+)

"Own the war. You get:

Supporting character role – 2–5 lines, multiple scenes.

5% profit share (capped at $20K) – Pirate dividends.

Lifetime Space Monsters sub – Every issue, past and future.

Executive Producer credit – Flex on IMDb.

Visit: https://obliviontradingpost.com/products/blackjack-brigade-tier-5-fleet-admiral

Visit Blackjack Brigade on Oblivion Trading Post: https://obliviontradingpost.com/collections/blackjack-brigade-collection

#MrT #spacemonstersmagazine #obliviontradingpost #blackjackbrigade #buccaneerbunny #grimaldi #horror #scifi #anime #manga

Calling All Monster Kids Past and Future...

 Incoming Transmission....Commlink Established...

TO ALL MONSTER KIDS, PAST AND FUTURE—

The bloodline continues. The unholy gospel of Ackerman, Warren, and the original monster mag mavens flows through our veins—but this ain’t just a tribute act. This is the next mutation.

🔥 SPACE MONSTERS MAGAZINE 🔥

Where the Old School Meets the New Nightmare

(And Where Film Professionals & Fans Collide in a Beautiful, Bloody Mess)

WE’RE THE MONSTER KIDS WHO GREW UP—BUT NEVER SOLD OUT.

🎬 BY FILM CREATORS, FOR FILM CREATORS – Our writers? FX wizards, scream queens, indie horror directors, and Hollywood’s underground. This isn’t just fandom—it’s a backstage pass to how the dark magic gets made.

💀 THE TORCH IS OURS NOW – We bow to the legends (Famous Monsters, Creepy, Eerie), but we’re not stuck in the past. We’re pushing the genre forward—same love of latex and lore, but with 2025-level savagery.

📽 INSIDER KNOWLEDGE, OUTSIDER ATTITUDE – Ever wanted to hear practical FX masters rant about CGI? Indie horror directors spill set secrets? Actors who’ve been stabbed on-screen explain why fake blood tastes terrible? This is your bible.

🖤 FANS WELCOME, POSERS BEWARE – Whether you’re a working filmmaker or just a monster kid with a VHS addiction, this is your tribe. No gatekeeping. Just gore.

"GRIMALDI, THIS SOUNDS TOO GOOD TO BE TRUE."

Oh, it’s true. And it’s terrifying.

👉 SUBSCRIBE NOW OR LIVE IN REGRET 👈

THE LEGACY LIVES.

THE SLAY CONTINUES.

WILL YOU BE PART OF IT—OR JUST ANOTHER EXTRA IN THE MASS GRAVE OF FANDOM?

End Transmission

🔗 Join the Bloodline: www.spacemonstersmagazine.com

🔗 Feed the Mutation: www.obliviontradingpost.com

P.S. Forry’s ghost is nodding in approval. Ackerman would’ve stolen this zine for his collection.

#SpaceMonstersMagazine #MonsterKids #HorrorMagazine #SciFiMagazine #CarryingTheTorch #ForrestJAckerman #JamesWarren #CreepyMagazine #EerieMagazine #FamousMonsters #PracticalFX #IndieHorror #HorrorFilmmakers #GoreAndGlory #PunkRockHorror #ZineCulture #HorrorCommunity #FilmProfessionals #ScreamQueens #FXArtists #NoCGIJustBlood #SubscribeToTheMadness